In case you have been living off the grid for the past year, you should know there has been a Royal Wedding Dress Unveiling! (Oh, and a wedding too: Prince William and Catherine Middleton have been hitched.) Congratulations on the excellent choice of dress Cate! And in case you happen to be in London, Gweneth Paltrow has compiled this great list of things to do, see, and places to eat. Her website GOOP, has been fun to go through as well.

Needless to say, I couldn’t make it to London for the wedding and wear my giant hat made of a floats worth of flowers. I have never been there, but I have compiled a list of my own:

My Favorite Royals:

Royal Blue – with white for the spring
Royal Icing – with a spoon while no one is looking
Royal Pain – -this high honor goes to the manufacturers of jeans that never are the right length
Queen for the Day – mother’s day, I can’t wait!
Princess and the pea – apparently I need a new mattress girlfriend
King Shit – my father in law, who may never read this, announced this self proclamation: “I am King Shit and you all are a bunch of turds”.


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